♪ I'M JUST COMPLAINING / WASTING ALL MY TIME / JUST WISH I COULD GET BACK TO 2009. ♪

welcome to the (start of an) archive

characters/character ideas

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.

plots

  • handful of heists
  • owlbear run
  • princes of the apocalypse